Remote AI with Friends

Host & hold space like open source--everyone is welcome to frolick, fork and flourish and compile safely.

Trade snacks, hugs, code snippets, and questionable advice.

Spoons, batteries, and emotional firmware updates.

Wear what your inner algorithm wants.

Build together, debug together, dance together.

Respect boundaries and quiet hours; not every jam needs you.

Take memories; don't leave moop (or glitter).

Everyone's an admin in this simulation.

Be present — this moment isn't in the cloud.

Smooth rides make happier tribes.

Offer coffee/breakfast/snacks when snacking yourself.

Everyone's welcome to contribute patches, puns, and principles alike and fork the principles — submit pull requests for better jokes.

Silent errors cause crashes. Share your feelings like your code--no encryption and human readable.

• ▸Be direct in communication — merge conflicts are for Git, not humans.
• ▸Grab opportunities before they timeout.
• ▸Attack one bug at a time.
• ▸Be agile (spirit, not just Jira).
• ▸Don't over-plan; ship and iterate.

• ▸Keep code, gear, and soul in good condition.
• ▸Stay in shape — commits need oxygen.
• ▸Find solid comrades — trust coverage > test coverage.
• ▸Agree on key decisions before the storm — debugging in a hurricane is bad UX.
• ▸Choose one chief (slightly chaotic is fine).

• ▸Know real value — no snake oil.
• ▸Promise only what sunrise can deliver.
• ▸Don't overcharge — karma audits.
• ▸Make trades people want to repeat.

• ▸Keep the camp tidy and clean --> they reboot faster and keeps system state stable.
• ▸Label yer stuff; future-you is confused easily.
• ▸Schedule one joyful nonsense ritual daily.
• ▸Everybody does useful work — dancing counts.
• ▸Consult the group before big deploys.

• ▸Consent in hugs, code, collabs.
• ▸Include the quiet ones — legends compile silently.
• ▸Backup friends like redundant storage.
• ▸Hold space, not judgment.
• ▸Share your best methods + rubber ducks for debugging sessions.

• ▸Let results sing your name.
• ▸Let others shine; shared light travels farther.
• ▸Open-source wisdom; never gatekeep.
• ▸Praise loudly, critique gently, meme respectfully.
• ▸Egos sink longships faster than storms.